October 27th, 2006不敢多情累美人——论中年男人出轨的不可操作性
不敢多情累美人
——论中年男人出轨的不可操作性
中年男女是发生婚外情的高危群体。这也难怪:经历了七年之痒甚至十四年之痛以后,你的生活早已变得波澜不兴。膝下儿童皆长大,有了自己精彩的世界,你也终于从锅台,奶瓶尿片和补习陪读中解放出来了。可是,夫妻相对忘言,争抢电视遥控器成了你和老伴每天唯一有情趣的活动。生活的轨迹变得如此按部就班四平八稳可以预测。
可能是出于怜悯之心,世人给你这种中年男人冠以种种慷慨的溢美之词:“成熟”,“有魅力”,“阅历丰富”,“处在事业巅峰”,等等。于是你也被这些不实之词冲昏了头脑,竟自也飘飘然起来了,以为自己的魅力无法挡呢。外面的世界很精彩,你也也开始摩拳擦掌,跃跃欲试,准备临老入花丛,尝尝出轨的香艳滋味。
皇天不负有心人。你终于遇到了红颜知己。“御宇多年求未得,一朝选在君王侧”,干柴遭遇烈火,相逢很晚。立即投怀送抱。。。。。。哦,对不起,亲爱的,等一下,挂在胸前的老花镜还没摘下来,硌得慌!坏了!你的老花镜的链子和她的假珍珠项链纠缠在一块,扯不断,理还乱。两个人费了九牛二虎之力才把眼镜和项链理清头绪分了开来。说也奇怪,挂在脖子上的东西的数量与人的年龄成正比!随着年龄的增加,什么东西都往脖子上挂:手机,钥匙,指甲钳,老花镜,借书证,汽车月卡。。。。。。丁玲当郎一大堆,比时下的嘻哈流行歌手脖子上挂的东西还要多。得了,还是通通摘下来放到一边去吧。经过这么一折腾,刚才熊熊燃烧之火已经降温了一大半。而今迈步从头越,又得重新酝酿一番情绪。终于看到你的红颜知己朱唇微启,双目紧闭,正等着你上前热吻呢!等等,刚才刷牙时把假牙摘下泡在杯子里还没拿出来呢。赶紧跑进房间,从床头柜上的水杯里捞出湿答答的假牙戴上。安装妥当以后,你终于放心了,一边心里高呼:“让热吻来得更猛烈些吧!”一边冲上前去,用“三千宠爱在一身”的劲头,忘情地和你的知己热吻起来。。。。。哦!对不起,宝贝,别太使劲。。。我的假牙被你咬得移位了。。。当心。。。别咽下去!你的知己耸耸肩膀,从自己嘴里取下你的假牙还给你。你带着满脸的歉意重新安装你的假牙。算了!既然那么多事故,就把前戏省了吧?直奔主题算了。于是宽衣解带,准备共赴巫山共叙一番云雨情。“叮铃。。。叮铃。。。。”这时,你的手机不合时宜地响了起来。接还是不接?这可是个大问题。你开始了一番汉姆雷特式的激烈思想斗争。而你的手机偏偏锲而不舍,一直响个不停,直响得你心惊肉跳,全无了些许情趣。你悻悻然起身,从地下凌乱的衣服堆里翻出手机来。嘿!它却不响了!一看来电显示,你的心一下子提到嗓子眼上:是家里那只河东狮打来的。你一拍脑门:SHIT! 差点忘了!今天是儿子高中毕业典礼,父母一定要到场。一看表,快到点了!赶紧一边飞快地穿上衣服,一边语无伦次地对你的红颜知己道歉兼解释,还信誓旦旦地说下次一定不让类似事故发生云云。她斜躺在床上,一边点燃一根薄荷香烟,一边冷冷地问你:
“你以为还有下次吗?”
由此可以得出结论:中年男人出轨,有着先天的不可操作性。
October 27th, 2006 at 8:14 am
标题:why 出轨 is a big deal? I don’t get it.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:53 am
标题:啥是中年?中年定义为:
1:不用带老花眼镜也能而且有兴趣看完“The World is Flat\" 的人。
2:不用伟哥也能坚持15分钟,每周至少2次的人。
3:等香山1小时以内的人。
4:有兴趣在98发贴的人。
你说的这些:什么东西都往脖子上挂:手机,钥匙,指甲钳,老花镜,借书证,汽车月卡。。。。。。不是10岁以下,就是60以上。中年?你是说某老学者?
老年:
中年:
October 27th, 2006 at 9:10 am
标题:Declare: Suanni is a tractor. Body always on track!
October 27th, 2006 at 9:11 am
标题:出轨的中年男人什么样?
年龄:38-45
已婚已育,子女年龄在国内的,10-15,国外的1到2个小孩,3-15
职业:professional managers, business owners, consultants, scholars/professors,
salary level: 100K +
target women: 25 to 32 career women or unemployed
reason: the men are :“成熟”,“有魅力”,“阅历丰富”,“处在事业巅峰”,yes.
plus, another reason, after they got almost everything, they want to prove themselves. they love the feeling of being with a younger woman, coz they remind them what youth used to be like. and they want to prove to themselves that they can be as young.
conclusion: men are just as afraid of getting old and incompetent as women, if not more.
October 27th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
标题:呵呵, 给你改改作业…
年龄:38(40)-45(55?)
已婚已育,子女年龄在国内的,10-15,国外的1到2个小孩,3-15
职业:professional managers, business owners, consultants, senior engineer… scholars/professors, not limited to the mentioned.
salary level: (USD)100K +
target women: 25(20) to 32(35?) career women or unemployed (or school girls?)
reason: the men are :“成熟”,“有魅力”,“阅历丰富”,“处在事业巅峰”,yes.
plus, another reason, after they got almost everything, they want to prove themselves. they love the feeling of being with a younger woman, coz they remind them what youth used to be like. and they want to prove to themselves that they can be as young.
(if they really got everything, they don'’t need to prove to anyone, anything anymore… girl-hunting for them, may be just something like, hunting for food when you got appetite…)
conclusion: men are just as afraid of getting old and incompetent as women, if not more. (you damn right on that. , but, that’’s not an issue for girl-hunting…)
October 27th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
标题:pay attention to my words.
(if they really got everything, they don'’t need to prove to anyone, anything anymore… girl-hunting for them, may be just something like, hunting for food when you got appetite…)
i said almost everything…
October 27th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
标题:put on my reading glasses…
oooooooops, almost, gotcha.
My point is, guys like that probably hunting for fun. Prove themselves most likely isn'’t a concern, too old for that. Been there, done that. This is something like, when you'’re driving down the street and suddently feel hungry, you got several options:
- go home;
- locate a subway or pizza shop, do a fast junk;
- hunt for a nice looking, exotic restaurant, and do it alone;
- or call pals to do lunch together, etc…
And if you love that exotic restaurant, you'’ll probably come back again, and again… until totally bored of it.
October 27th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
标题:that is you you are talking about.
October 27th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
标题:风紧, 快闪!
October 27th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
标题:honestly u r talking about a playmate.
i am talking about more than just a playmate.
October 27th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
标题:are we talking about mid-aged men’s affair or what?
what'’re you talking about anyway? motive?
playmate, eatmate, drinkmate, sleepmate, soulmate…. blablamate?
October 27th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
标题:功夫王,卖土豆的是你表弟吧? 呵呵
October 27th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
标题:总结得不错
自己刚好够格,是不是该找个情人了?
October 27th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
标题:总结得不错
自己刚好够格,是不是该找个情人了?
October 28th, 2006 at 12:22 am
标题:呵呵,同样:女人出轨,有着先天的不可操作性。因为,爱情,本身有着先天的不可操作性。
投入的去享受爱的过程即可。。。
其实谁也不真正了解自己,并预知自己的未来。。
October 28th, 2006 at 12:48 am
标题:question: is this for your wife to read ?
I don'’t see any common sense in this one.
It is far from your everyday writing!
October 28th, 2006 at 5:18 am
标题:沙翁的文章级别都是奔至少“读者”以上布局的,跟这里痛揭自己腐败流氓生活,顶砖还不赚稿费的主流路子不太一样。
沙翁刚到我当时就对其中1篇不知深浅的就拍过,观察和文笔都好,就是细节写得有点过。这篇说得跟电影 手机 里一幕似的。
沙老源源不绝的原创倒是要狠顶的。
October 28th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
标题:是这样的 [照片][事例]
“男人都会犯的错误”
家花不如野花香。野鸡比家鸡好吃?
October 28th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
标题:This is suitable for all wives of the HaiGuis who are….
boasting their head counts here. Hopefully it helps to somewhat deflate the overblown ego of some of these guys.:)
October 29th, 2006 at 2:05 am
标题:Salute! Salute!Because your writings skills are beyond me!
October 29th, 2006 at 2:36 am
标题:此真言得顶
以前也曾想过,某人不该这样那样,直到自己也碰上了,才理解了他人。什么事都不要绝对化。有些事,只是你还没碰上而已。多一些理解,多一些宽容,这世界其实是很美好的,也没有那么多的坏人。